The best present a mother could get is really great sex. (From a really sexy non-related adult)
Especially really great sex which does not lead to children.
My favorite thing about being a lesbian would have to be: sex with women!
My Second favorite thing about being a lesbian is the fact that although I have mind-blowingly great sex, there is 0.0000% percent chance that it will result in pregancy. (I’m sorry, I know that this is something that some of my readers struggle with–but–having already procreated, it’s how I feal.)
I woke up this morning feeling so good, so satiated!
You see, last night I finally got to have some “quality time” with the soft stud Noma that I’ve been seeing. And by “quality time” I mean we fucked each other’s brains out! After a month and a half of broken or time-constrained dates, it was much needed! I really was feeling like every cell in my body was about to explode at any minute from unbearable horniness. And–I don’t know why-but masturbation only took the edge of.
Does everyone else feel that way? If so, how does society continue to function? I can’t believe I once went three years celibate!
Noma is so thick, so fine, so sexy! I love how aggressive she is in the bedroom. We actually broke the downstairs futon and had to move upstairs!
I also love how enthusiastically she receives. And female ejaculation? It’s real. I feel like such a Mack lol.
So, anyways, Happy Mother’s Day! I hope mothers everywhere got to wake up with that happy, healthy, just-got-laid glow!