Just a little something to tide you over till I write again. (I don’t really know if this pic is British, it just looks it somehow.)
Butch For A Femme
Part 2 of Too Many Dudes. She changed into a thigh-length flowered dress and heals. I stood watching her primp her artificial locks in the mirror, thinking how much work a wig is. I mean, sure it looks good, but I’ll bet her natural hair would look good too. Of course, I thought–tracing the curve [...]
Too Many Dudes
Did I feel nervous driving to the heart of the ghetto to meet a woman who I had only met online at her house? Yes. Did I do it anyways? Yes. I could hear my best friend Tina’s voice in my head: “You better be carefull.” She’d say, shaking her head, her neatly pressed hair [...]
You Do Not Get A Laminated Ghetto Pass*
Some of you may have read My 10 Rules For White People Who Hang Out With Black People This young thing has broken rule #5, which is a soft rule, you can push that one and slide by, but she really stepped in it by breaking rules #1 and #2: V-NASTY! FEMALE RAPPER FROM EAST OAKLAND! [...]
Wednesday Night Part 1: Green-Eyed Monster
I got to the club about halfway through the show. Scanning the room full of mature, well-dressed women of rainbow hues, I finally spotted my boo talking to a white, short-haired volluptuous femme in a cute black dress. (Damn I wanted that dress!) Was that a faint guilty look in Noma’s eye as I approached? [...]
I Am Not Clear!
Actual words that came out of my radio this morning: “A lot of my closest friends in college were actually clear.” Really? Are you serious? Don’t make me reach into that radio and smack you! (I know how–after all, some of my “closest friends” are “urban!”) (For those of you still wondering what the hell [...]
Off Nights
So I’ve told you about some of my good, or at least adventurous nights…but what about the off nights? Well, there was the time I got to a club in Somerville at Midnight, only to wait in line until 12:45. When I finally got in, after saying hi to a cute transman, I spent the [...]
That Thing That I said…
So a conversation that I had a while ago has been troubling me. It was late at night, and I was explaining how I attributed my car not starting to my improperly installed stereo: “Yeah, it was installed by Mexicans, and they didn’t do it right, so it turns on by itself sometimes.” “What do [...]
10 Rules For White People Who Hang Out With Black People
If you are already a white person who hangs out with black people you probably already know these rules–and when and how to break them. If you’re just starting to hang out with black people, or are wondering about those strange looks your black friends, colleagues and associates sometimes give you–you might want to brush [...]
Sorry For Being an Asshole
So it’s come to my attention that I’m an asshole. Don’t know what it is, but there’s definitely a part of me that gets off on pissing people off. That’s the part of me that takes a pro-Israel stance in arguments with rabid lefties (I’m really pro-Israelistine), debates religion with born again Christians, writes about [...]
