I had the brilliant idea that now that Noma and I were no longer “going out,” it would be a good idea to introduce her to my kids. Actually, it was a pretty fucking brilliant idea. You see, my daughter’s softball season was ending, and she seemed to back-and-forth on whether she liked it or [...]
The End of Trevor
I promised to tell y’all all about my adventures with speed dating–and I will–but first I need to talk about the end of Trevor. I went over to Trevor’s Tuesday night knowing I had to tell him that I was done. I’ve known in my mind that I needed to stop messing with him for [...]
Lost in Space
Clad in white from head to toe the warm tones of her skin were the only relief for my eyes against the stark white walls. White towel wrapped around her head. White laundry.
Death of a Relationship
It’s the classic story of girl meets girl. Girls have long deep conversations. Girl drops hints about bisexuality. Girls wind up in bed…
The Conversation
Ex:”Well, do you want to be my friend? My lover?”
Me:”I’d like to be your friend.”
Ex:”What does that mean? All of my friends have a use to me. I’m not used to gray areas.”
Me: “I don’t know, I don’t do cost-benefit analysis with friendships.”
